There are certain questions that almost all healthy, robust guys have thought long and hard about. Below are five of those dilemmas. We at DM40 want to know what you, our readers, think. E-mail your choices, and reasons, to Editor@DM40.com for as few, or as many, of the following quandaries that you desire. In next week’s column, we will publish the results, some of your answers as well as ours, of course.
1. SAMANTHA OR JEANNIE?
Picture these vignettes: 1) Samantha serves you a martini wearing nothing but a broomstick. 2) Jeannie blinks you into her bottle where she grants any wish that you desire. So, which voluptuous blonde would you want to perform her magic on you?
2. MARY ANN OR GINGER?
Gilligan’s Island was so unrealistic. If you were marooned on an island with Ginger and Mary Ann, why would you try to get off? Which damsel would you want to sneak into your hammock during the night: The seductive movie star or the down-to-earth girl from Kansas?
4. MARCIA BRADY OR LAURIE PARTRIDGE?
What sounds better? Sneaking Marcia into Mr. Brady’s den as the rest of the Brady family has potato sack races on the artificial turf; or having Laurie sneak out of rehearsal in the garage (she only lip syncs, anyway) where you are waiting for her on the Partridge Family bus?
5. KELLY BUNDY OR MEADOW SOPRANO?
Bada Bing, Bada Bing! So, do you take the chance at drawing Tony’s ire and having your life cut short? Or do you opt for the hot, blond-headed nymphomaniac, who has probably been in places that we wouldn’t even want to imagine.