Unique “Positions” Men Like (With Photos)

Unique “Positions” Men Like (With Photos)

There are dozens of positions men like to do it in. They like some more than others, and they usually have a favorite one, too. We surveyed the average man (he was 5’6″, 150 lbs., and had non-distinct features) and were surprised at the celibated, er, celebrated, positions. Here they are:

 

Push-up-Tv-RemoteTHE MARINE PUSH-UP
The free hand is used to control the remote. This position is difficult to sustain and is not recommended for those who have the high-end cable package with 454 stations.

 

 

 

mile-high-clubTHE OTHER MILE HIGH CLUB
This position requires a small plane or glider, two parachutes (one for her, one for you) and extremely precise coordinates for mid-air docking.

 

 

 

sex in carJUNK IN THE TRUNK
You’ll need a car with a fold-down back seat and hand straps above the side-rear windows to swing from. Just don’t lose your grip and land the wrong way on the tire pump.

 

 

 


gamedayGAMEDAY
At the stadium, when your section does the wave, you “accidentally” sit back down in your girl’s seat before she does. This move obviously requires you to have an exhibitionist streak.

 

 

 

 

out-of-bodyOUT-OF-BODY EXPERIENCE
This is a metaphysical position in which you are with your wife or girlfriend but imagine you are with hot-divorcee who lives next door, instead.

 

 

 

 

music-to-earsMUSIC TO THE EARS
Each partner sports earphones with the music turned up high. This avoids awkward silence or laughable “dirty talk.” And when it’s over, you can hear your favorite tunes.

 

 

 

 

The honorable mentions are equally dishonorable and decorum precludes us from mentioning them. Use your imagination. Of course, if you do that, there’s no need to seriously think about breaking out any of the above mentioned moves during your next few once-a-month encounters.

One Response to Unique “Positions” Men Like (With Photos)

  1. JB says:

    Very funny.