Kanye West was perturbed that designer Hedi Slimane doesn’t consider him a “God.” At his concert at Madison Square Garden, West told his fans: “He was once a friend of mine, in the time of Christian Dior. And I used to wear his tight-ass jeans when I was on tour and get called names for it…And Hedi Slimane was a god who didn’t serve no bull (bleep)…But it takes a god to recognize another god. So when he told me you can come to my show, but you can’t come to see Phoebe [Philo] and you can’t come to see Riccardo [Tisci], that was odd. He tried to control me! He tried to tell me where I could go!” How dare Slimane not know a deity when he sees one! It’s bad enough to think of yourself like this, but even worse to voice it. What an insufferable egomaniac. (And his music—at least that’s what he calls it—stinks, too).