Being a politician is tough. It’s not easy to obfuscate issues, divert attention from them and trumpet cockamamie claptrap to make sure your real message is not heard. I’m here to simplify liberal and conservative positions on some of the weighty issues of the day:
LIBERAL: “If we give more aid to countries who hate us, they would hate us less.”
Disclaimer: Any dissimilarity of the liberals and conservatives portrayed above to those in real life is purely unintentional and inaccurate.