Guy Dilemmas: The Results Are In!

Guy Dilemmas: The Results Are In!

Thanks to all of you for your feedback. Your answers were terrific. Due to the positive response, we’ll run similar-type columns in the future. Here is how things shook out:

 

1. SAMANTHA OR JEANNIE?
Your choice: Samantha 45%, 
Jeannie 55% 
SAMANTHA JEANNIE
What you say:
Rick: “Jeannie: What a rockin’ body and such a desire to please her man.”
Shawn: “I’d have a problem getting past all of Jeannie’s old masters.”

edenOur choice: Samantha really hung tough. We thought Jeannie would win bigger. Rick, above, said it all. Jeannie’s body is much superior and she would do anything to please us. No contest.

 

 

 

2. MARY ANN OR GINGER?
Your choice: Mary Ann: 76%, Ginger 24%

mary ann and ginger
What you say:
Brian:  ”Do you think you would get a real orgasm from a Hollywood starlet?”  (We respect your decision, Brian, but we think we could. -DM40)
Bruce: “Ginger is more experienced in the sack than a farm girl.”
Jim: “Mary Ann. Corn fed and ready to please, I’m sure.”

mary annOur choiceWe have to go along with the herd on this one. Mary Ann is so inexperienced that you could do anything you want, even prematurely, well, you know, and not feel embarrassed. FYI, there were no write-ins for Mrs. Howell.

 

 

 

3. JACLYN, FARRAH OR KATE?
Your choice: 
Jaclyn: 47%, Farrah 25%, Kate 28%

charlie-s-angels-charlies-angeLS
What you say:
Dave: “Heck with those three, bring on Cheryl Ladd—Charlie’s all time hottest Angel.”
Joey: “All three. Who could decide on this one?”
Rick: “Jaclyn has it all—a rockin body, brains and lips that would make chrome come off a hitch!”
Jim: “Kate Jackson. Her voice alone is enough to bring you to your knees.”
Ron: “I’ve handed down my Farrah poster to my son.”

farrah-fawcettOur choiceWe were shocked at the lack of love for Farrah. In the 1970s, she was considered the hottest of the three. We still think so.

 

 

 

4. MARCIA BRADY OR LAURIE PARTRIDGE?
Your choice: Marcia 42%, Laurie 58%
MARCIA LAURIE

What you say:
Mark: “I’d take Jan Brady. She kicks either Marcia or Laurie.”
Rick J:  ”Marcia would be such a tease and you wouldn’t end up satisfied.”

marciaOur choice: A few of us here grew up with a crush on Marcia Brady. Case closed.

 

 

 

 

5. KELLY BUNDY OR MEADOW SOPRANO?
Your choice: Kelly 71%, Meadow 29%

meadow or kelly bundy

What you say:
Don: “Meadow. It might be a short life, but it would be a good life.”
John: “Kelly. Afterwards, there is less chance of her wanting to have a conversation!”

jamielynnsiglers Our choiceWe would want Kelly to be tested for every STD before we would even hold her hand. Meadow might have the sexiest pair of dark eyes that we have ever seen. That’s good enough for us.

One Response to Guy Dilemmas: The Results Are In!

  1. refa says:

    eyes, you go with eyes? i like Kelly’s 2nd set of eyes bursting out of her shirt