A while back, we discussed some of our favorite female apparel and accessory items and why they send us into a tizzy (Click here to read it). Today, we point out the worst. KERCHIEFS: Unless she is a Yugoslavian milkmaid pulling on cow teats at 4:00 in the morning, is there any reason why… Continue Reading
Category Archives: Lighter Side
10 Things I Just Don’t Understand
There are many things that I’ve wondered about for a good portion of my life. Don’t get me wrong; I haven’t yet lost sleep over these deep mysteries, but it would be nice if I could find out the answers to at least some of these 10 conundrums before I depart this earth. Here they… Continue Reading
What Were We Thinking? A Look Back at Men’s Fashion in the 1950s
We’re experiencing a dose of Indian Summer in the Big Apple this week. This morning, dressed in a suit and tie, I stood for 20 minutes on a packed subway platform (are you surprised?), sweating like I had just run a kilometer. It could have been worse. It could be 1950s, and I could be… Continue Reading
What’s the Big Deal?
I am a grown man. I have lived half a century, hold down what I believe to be a demanding job with substantial responsibility, and dutifully fulfill my obligations to wife, children and dog. So, someone, please tell me why even the mention of the word “breasts” sends me headlong into an immediate frenzy. Seriously,… Continue Reading
What Were We Thinking? A Look Back at ’80s Hairstyles
We never thought that 1980s styles were all that bad—that is—until we started researching some of the hairdos that both men and women sported in that decade. The hairstyles were dominated by “high” hair, mullet cuts, and perms including Jheri curls. Just take a look below. To repeat: WHAT WERE WE THINKING? As usual,… Continue Reading
10 Disorders, Diseases and Syndromes to Avoid at All Costs
There are plenty of disorders, diseases and syndromes that you are all familiar with that we cannot eradicate soon enough. But there are also other horrible, non-fatal, incurable ailments that you’ve likely never heard of. These condemn the afflicted to a lifetime of unhappiness causing them to be scorned by the rest of society while… Continue Reading
What Were We Thinking? A Look Back at Leisure Suits (with Photos)
Back in the 1970s, we were young men of leisure. Suits, that is. Fortunately for us, that fashion trend came and went. What the hell were we thinking when we wore one of those things with our Huckapoo shirts and Capezio shoes to the local disco, “I am an Adonis?” Did we really think we… Continue Reading
Keep Doing That and You’ll Go Blind…Not
Portnoy’s Mother (entering room unexpectedly): Stop that; you”ll go blind that way. Portnoy: Can I do it ’til I need glasses? Portnoy certainly was not the master of his domain, but then again, who among us men are? Our singularly uncontrollable urge to do that doesn’t mean we will lose our eyesight. If that was… Continue Reading
10 Celebrity Look-A-Likes
Take a look at our celebrity look-a-likes and tell us what you think in the comment section, below. MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow & New York Yankees’ Mark Teixeira Carrie Underwood & Reese Witherspoon Zooey Deschanel & Katy Perry Will Ferrell & Los Angeles Angels’ Josh Hamilton Sweet Polly Purebread & Hillary Clinton Tom… Continue Reading
Unique “Positions” Men Like (With Photos)
There are dozens of positions men like to do it in. They like some more than others, and they usually have a favorite one, too. We surveyed the average man (he was 5’6″, 150 lbs., and had non-distinct features) and were surprised at the celibated, er, celebrated, positions. Here they are: THE MARINE PUSH-UP… Continue Reading
