“I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress.”… Continue Reading
Category Archives: Daily Quote
The Daily Quote: George Carlin
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”… Continue Reading
The Daily Quote: Stephen Fry
“I don’t need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.”… Continue Reading
The Daily Quote: Jerry Seinfeld
“Men don’t care what’s on TV. They only care what else is on TV.”… Continue Reading
The Daily Quote: John Wayne
“If you’ve got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.”… Continue Reading
The Daily Quote: Robin Williams
“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”… Continue Reading
The Daily Quote: Groucho Marx
“Behind every successful man is a woman; behind her is his wife.” … Continue Reading
The Daily Quote: W.C. Fields
“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.”… Continue Reading
The Daily Quote: Bill Parcells
“I’ll call somebody ‘dumb’ or ‘stupid’ if they make a dumb or stupid play. I don’t know any other word for it, and if they don’t like the word, that’s too bad.”… Continue Reading
The Daily Quote: Isaac Asimov
“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.” … Continue Reading
