“I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress.”… Continue Reading
“I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the U.S. Congress.”… Continue Reading
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”… Continue Reading
“I don’t need you to remind me of my age. I have a bladder to do that for me.”… Continue Reading
“Men don’t care what’s on TV. They only care what else is on TV.”… Continue Reading
“If you’ve got them by the balls their hearts and minds will follow.”… Continue Reading
“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”… Continue Reading
“Behind every successful man is a woman; behind her is his wife.” … Continue Reading
“If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in being a damn fool about it.”… Continue Reading
“I’ll call somebody ‘dumb’ or ‘stupid’ if they make a dumb or stupid play. I don’t know any other word for it, and if they don’t like the word, that’s too bad.”… Continue Reading
“People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.” … Continue Reading