Category Archives: Daily Dolt

The Daily Dolt: Beyoncé Knowles

The Daily Dolt: Beyoncé Knowles

Beyoncé is our dolt for being so rude during a photo shoot that she was banned from the Pyramids in Egypt. According to Egypt’s former minister of state for antiquities, Zahi Hawass, Beyoncé not only showed up late without apologizing, but when her Egyptian hosts tried to photograph her, she said: “No, stop! I am the one whoContinue Reading

The Daily Dolt: The City of Huntington Beach, California

The Daily Dolt: The City of Huntington Beach, California

Two Huntington Beach, California bar owners have posted a billboard above their saloon that says: ”THANK a VETERAN for your FREEDOM.” But the owners of the bar received a letter in the mail from the city, stating that they were required to remove the sign within two days or face nearly $1,000 in fines. A spokesman forContinue Reading

The Daily Dolt: Kanye West

The Daily Dolt: Kanye West

Kanye West was perturbed that designer Hedi Slimane doesn’t consider him a “God.” At his concert at Madison Square Garden, West told his fans: “He was once a friend of mine, in the time of Christian Dior. And I used to wear his tight-ass jeans when I was on tour and get called names for it…And HediContinue Reading

The Daily Dolt: Harry Reid

The Daily Dolt: Harry Reid

Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid led a 52-48 vote in the Senate this past Thursday that disallows Senate filibusters and changes voting requirements for most presidential and executive branch nominees because he doesn’t like the way Republicans are holding up presidential appointments. This ends more than two centuries of Senate precedent. Not only will filibusters not beContinue Reading

The Daily Dolt: Cher

The Daily Dolt: Cher

Cher is our dolt for tweeting that Sarah Palin was a “dumb c—” and members of the Tea Party are “jihadists.” Aren’t liberals supposed to be tolerant of other’s opinions?  Continue Reading

The Daily Dolt: George Zimmerman

The Daily Dolt: George Zimmerman

After he was acquitted of Trayvon Martin’s murder, one would figure that George Zimmerman would lie low and do his best to keep out of trouble. Unbelievably, he is doing neither. He has been charged with aggravated assault, battery and criminal mischief; his girlfriend (who would want to date this guy, anyway?) has accused himContinue Reading

The Daily Dolt: Martin Bashir

The Daily Dolt: Martin Bashir

In response to a comment made by Sarah Palin that compared the U.S. debt to slavery, MSNBC commentator, Martin Bashir suggested that someone should defecate in the former Alaska Governor’s mouth. Nice. Bashir has since apologized.Continue Reading

The Daily Dolt: Alec Baldwin

The Daily Dolt: Alec Baldwin

Although he denies it, Alec Baldwin apparently used a homophobic slur—for the second time this year. Baldwin reportedly called a photographer a “c**ksucking f*g,” although he claims to have called him a ”c**ksucking fathead.” Yeah, right. And this is in addition to Baldwin calling Daily Mail reporter, George Stark, a “toxic little queen” this past June.Continue Reading

The Daily Dolt: Lady Gaga

The Daily Dolt: Lady Gaga

We’re not sure why Lady Gaga showed up to Glamour’s Women of the Year gala in New York City looking like a cadaver. (Photo courtesy of Paul Zimmerman/WireImage)Continue Reading

The Daily Dolt: Rob Gronkowski

The Daily Dolt: Rob Gronkowski

TMZ posted a video of New England Patriots tight end, Rob Gronkowski, mocking an Asian fan’s nationality at a Q&A event at a bar in Foxboro. Some of the fans started dancing including an Asian man in a Gronkowski jersey. “They told me he could only cook fried rice,” Gronkowski remarked into the microphone. He alsoContinue Reading