Okay, Mr. Connoisseur-of-Exotic-Women. Today is your lucky day. We’re going to give you a choice. You can choose only one of the sexiest supermodels of our time—Tyra Banks or Naomi Campbell to wine, dine and romance. Here’s our scorecard:
THE FACE: Sorry, Naomi fans, but Tyra triumphs here. Her features are so soft and enticing, they would make you putty in her hands. Naomi’s face is of different type. She is beautiful, but hers is a “don’t mess with me” face compared to Tyra’s “come hither” look.
THE EYES: Again, no contest. Naomi’s eyes are nothing extraordinary, but Tyra’s are mesmerizing. With them, she can see into the depth of your soul and the naughty fantasies that you harbor about her.
THE BODY: Tyra has a better bod. She is a trifle taller (5’10″) than Naomi. She sports a C cup while Naomi “only” wears a B; but don’t worry, C is still manageable for us little guys. Tyra’s waist is penultimate perfection at 24 inches. And for those of us who like a little booty but not too much, she is a 36 whereas Naomi is a 34. So while Tyra is a slightly bigger girl, she is just the perfect size for you to imitate a bronco rider holding on for dear life.
THE INTANGIBLES: Naomi has more baggage than we can handle; there have been close to a dozen reported incidents of violence, including abuse directed towards workers, a police officer, her housekeeper and hubby. In contrast, Tyra’s only real drawback is that she has kept the company of Paris Hilton. We’d rather put up with the ditzy friend than run the risk of getting walloped.
THE WINNER: If you haven’t figured it out yet, we suggest spending your money on Tyra. And to spare Naomi’s feelings, just use that great excuse that we guys love when giving a woman the heave-ho: Tell her that it wasn’t her—it was you.
WHO DO YOU CHOOSE? TELL US BELOW.