Normally, in trying to choose which of two hot females I would rather be marooned on an island with, I would decide based upon the women’s positive attributes. But when it comes to Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton, it’s easier to choose based on who would annoy me less. So here is how I see this playing out:
INTELLIGENCE: Maybe they are both rocket scientists (what the heck does that term mean, anyway?) and are fooling us by pretending to be stupid in order to steal our time, attention and money. “No, they aren’t idiots. They are marketing geniuses.” Right. And Stalin was a great leader. Call it a draw.
ACTING: If there was ever a more uninspiring actress than Kim, it’s Paris. If Paris’s performance in House of Wax doesn’t convince you that she can’t act, then by all means, watch her X-rated video. On our scale of hardness, her performance yields a “less than flaccid” rating. At least Kim’s starring role in a skin flick indicated that she had some semblance of sexual energy. I’ll take Kim over Paris here.
SKANK FACTOR: I’m glad that Paris is learning to sit with her legs closed, but it’s too little, too late. At least when Kim spreads, it appears to be for a lucky guy (or two, or three), and not for a worldwide audience.