10 Funny Quotes from Women

10 Funny Quotes from Women

The Daily Quote  is a very big part of our site. And in case you haven’t noticed, every one of them has been uttered by a man. Believe it or not, women actually say some pretty funny things, too (intentional or not). So here are 10 funny quotes whose authors are women:


ERICA JONG
erica jong quote
“You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.”

 

ELLEN DeGENERES
Ellen DeGeneres quote“My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is.”

 

IMELDA MARCOS
imelda marcos quote“I did not have 3000 pairs of shoes. I had 1060.”

 

ANN LANDERSann landers quote“Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.”

 

HELEN ROWLANDhelen rowland quote  “Life begins at 40—but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eye sight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.”

 

ZSA ZSA GABORzsa zsa gabor quote“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.”

 

RITA RUDNER
RITA-RUDNER-QUOTE“Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.”

 

CHRISTINA AGUILERA
Christina Aguilera quote“So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”

 

ERMA BOMBECK
Erma Bombeck quote“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.”

 

ELAYNE BOOSLERelayne boosler quote ”When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.”

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